Hegedus in black
Dances to Spanish guitar
Pursed lips in Bar-tha-lona
-mjh

Proud Uncle Bob Job
Bounces Kayla on his knee
Don’t let Don near her
-mjh

Billy Bob producing own babies
Retains twelve uncles from Le Crew
My ass fuzz is long and unsightly
-pe

Sandor in Speedo
Lounges like rich Greek playboy
Gravel beach can chafe
-ejc

Jeff roams French countrysides
Daydreams of 1944
Fighting the Wehrmacht
-mjo

Bathing in the sun
Jeff lays nude at Normandy
Buffs German helmet.
-mjh

Sandor reads e-mail
Can’t decide to lagh or cry
Picks sand out of ass
-dch

Smoke hot menthol Fag
Burning barrel hairless chest
No no fuck that Dude!
-rbg

Lapdance is better
When the stripper is crying
Sandor tips her ten.
-mjh

green one or red one
oh decisions decisions
red speedo it is
-dch

At Bilbao cafe
Jeff insults Basque separatists
Calls them Mexicans
-mjh

Put Ten On Hard Eight
Sandor at Monte Carlo
Vega$ is Better
-gh

Running for his life
Di-bi-dit Di-bit Fuck-that
Pamplona no longer fun
-ejc

Deep sleep upon can
Thunder farting echoes loud.
He awakes from stench!
-rbg

Mopeds not scooters
Hegedus on a Vespa
Pops wheelies in Rome
-mjh

Atlanta Vespa
Sold at Mercedes dealer
Mods are not happy
-mjo

Jeff meets Ferdinand
Gives him limp-wristed high five
Gets thrown out of Spain
-mjh

Bocce ball at night
Revos, menthol Kools
Keep it real, like Corey Hart
-mjh

In Spain, On The Prowl
Sleeps till noon, But After Dark
Wears His Sunglasses
-gh

Hank plans big wedding
Kuaui is the place to be
Where are the strip bars?
-mjo

Poi and roasted pork
Five pools of A’pu a’a
Sean breaks collar-bone
-mjh

Haiku posts quiet
West-coasters must be at lunch
Must go work on tan
-mjo

steinkamp hard at work
archiving the crew’s mad thoughts
on the interweb
-zjs

Mike Calls West Coast Out
I Am Here To Represent
West Side In Da House!
-gh

damn, where is Hitler?
I frolic German war fields.
bang bang goes my Glock.
-rbg

I drink with Mike Harris
I fall over, he carries me
I snore for many hours
-slb (narcissist)

Hawaii is sunny
My bum goes down a waterfall
I swim to the wedding
-slb

Five Syllables first
Then you will see seven more
Once again see five
-dch

Everyone gets layed
Mai-Tais make my tummy hurt
Bring my own vodka
-mjo

Jeff meets a hula girl
Shakes his money maker all night
Big Brothers start fight
-slb

Bob Job needs glasses
Sees eight when seven exist
Abs won’t save you here
-dch

Don is on fire
Harris peeing Materva
keep up the good work
-mjh

Liberace face
in mind x-wing fighters race
Europe is better
-dcj

Frangelico, Ice
Jeff sucks little sipper straw
East-bloc stripper cries
-mjh

(and a collection from Odie…)
I work from my home
Seven stays home in garage
Or strip-club valet

I not feeling well
Will stay home tonight and gel
Seven goes nowhere

Maggie comes home soon
I will talk like this all night
She will not put-out

You all should do same
So no one gets any tonight
Then I not so alone
-mjo