Z -

The Nobot looks absolutely lovely. I mean it. It has
really morphed into a wonderfully user friendly and
beautiful website. Excellent job.

If I had a thought in my head that as worth putting
down on paper I suppose I would entertain the idea of
submitting something. But in actual fact, my head is
so scrambled with bits of information flying about
here and there, I would probably make a good test
subject for the UCLA neuro-psychiatric institute.

Witnesseth:

1) My engagement party is on the 30th of October and
we would love it if you two would make it down. Can
you give me your address?

2) My “new” 2001 Volvo V-40 has been driving like a
dream. ( Don’t give it a second thought that you
never called me back - really… [doh! --ed])

Anyway, one month after purchase, the 1.9 litre dual
stage turbo engine has been augmented by yours truly
and now deftly speeds down the by-ways of suburban San
Diego with a new EuroSport Ultra-Flo Air Intake
System. check it:
http://www.eurosporttuning.com/home.htm
Sure it cost too much money - but what the hell.

The new sucking, swirling, gurgling sound coming from
under the hood took some getting used to though. I
actually thought a couple of times about reinstalling
the stock airbox becuase people were looking at me
like I was smuggling a troup of Swedish prostitutes
under the hood of my car. But today she passed the
test (the car that is - sicko) as I hit the ol’ pedal
to get around a truck that was killing my road-stoke.
The prostitutes made made one giant sucking, slurping,
swirling inhale and before I knew it, I was around
that semi in nothing flat. Seriously though, I got
waaaay more response than I would have gotten from the
stock airbox. Its pretty remarkable actually. Not
only was I pressed into the back of the seat but I
looked down quickly enough to see my MPGs drop to 11.1
- Sweeeeeeet. 11.1 - isn’t that the mileage of a 12
cylinder Ferrari?

Bottom line - She’s a keeper.

3) My security guards have been getting into trouble
at work. Last week one guard was stoned on the job -
like eyes rolling in the back of his head stoned - I
couldn’t believe it. Franklin is his name - or was -
Franklin’s ass was fired. I mean fuck - I can get some
idiot to sit in front my properties and get stoned for
free - I don’t need to pay him for it. This week we
found another one was sleeping(asshole), another one
spit sunflower seeds around the entire
property(idiot), and another guard who was sleeping
after passing out drunk had to be woken up by a tenant
so he would move his camper shell pick-up truck out of
the tenants DRIVEWAY (speechless).

Jesus H Christ Z - you’ve got to be fucking kidding
me. I am now of the belief that security guards are
one notch up from sign spinners on Darwin’s employment
ladder. I have absolutely no faith in them anymore.
I just thank god mine aren’t armed.

4) Ms. Franklin contunes to call me at work.
The 411:
Ms. Franklin, an old tenant in one of my buildings,
claims she has bruises running up and down her shins
from some pipe fittings that apparently fell on her during
the period her crappy apartment complex in the hood
was getting converted to ridiculously overpriced
condominiums. Ms. Franklin wants money for her supposed
doctor bill as well as money for her “pain and
suffering”. Ms. Franklin doesn’t live in my building
anymore - she moved a way three months ago. Ms. Franklin
has presented me with her medical examination form
that needs to be decyphered by an egyptian
cryptographer. Ms. Franklin has no witnesses. Ms. Franklin can kiss my ass.

5) You’ll appreciate this: Doesn’t one need to know
about computers to be in I.T.? I asked the I.T. girl
at work today if she could go onto a computer and
enable some docs to be shared on our peer-to-peer
network. The response I got was priceless: With a
half cocked look of utter stupidity she stated the
follwing: “Um…I don’t know how to do that. I’m more
of a department head than an actual IT person.”

riiiiiiiight.

6) Debates: I think Kerry has been smoking that idiot
like a pack of Kools.

See ya Z - More next time.

I am the Walrus….