Pike, thanks for the update on your trip. Just so you feel you didn’t miss
out on anything let me brief you on the affairs of the USA during the past 2
weeks:

• Michael Jackson wore pajamas to court
• The average taxpayer is >$20,000 in debt
• Michael Jackson was rushed to the hospital with a sore back
• I got a manicure
• We are not sure if there is a housing bubble though some experts believe it could be a possibility
• Osama is still missing, Russell Crowe was almost kidnapped
• Michael Jackson was almost arrested for showing up late in court
• KPCC needs your support
• The brother of the boy who accused Michael Jackson denied, contradicted, and then explained his testimony
• The boy who accused Michael Jackson denied, contradicted, and then explained his testimony
• Misabella is beginning to walk
• My mother arrived yesterday
• Cheresa threw away some wilted salad (Costco brand)
• Eric Idle is opening on Broadway with “Spamalot”
• Something else about Michael Jackson but I was in a hurry to get to work so I couldn’t watch the whole report.

Welcome back!