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Archive for January, 2006

Staffing Roster

To help out Payam, I think it’s time to start a new
society.

Here is the revised staffing roster:

Ghizal is the writer of the Constitution and Bill of
Rights. After wards he writes more ’stuff’.

Hank is the president until the first organized
election, whereby he is elected again. During this
time Tony makes his first attempt to overthrow the
government.

Payam is the Federal Reserve Chairman. The Government
appointed someone else but Payam simply took over.
Tony likes that.

Ari is head of the National Treasury, which includes
the Dept of Real Estate. He won the appointment by
convincing Hank that everything is cyclical.

Harris is Minister of Health, Culture, Tourism, and of
course the ATF.

Odie is head of the country’s Armed Forces as well as
the Dept of Energy. Nuclear Power surges.

Branam is head of the FCC. There is no censorship of
any kind, at all, whatsoever AT ALL. Alicia approves.
So does Tony.

Hegedus was elected to A.G. but instead started the
new country’s first broadcasting company. He is now,
of course, answerable to Branam. However, there is no
censorship so Hegedus goes unrestrained. Bad things
begin to happen on TV. Tony is even disturbed.

I am minster of the Dept of the Interior. Natch’ I
have to report to Ari. Shit.

Zack is simply referred to as “Z”. He is above the
system entirely. Tony doesn’t know Z exists. Z knows
precisely how often Tony takes a crap.

Jenkins is head of the Commission for Athletics. No
steroids.

Halliburton is head of the other political party and
secretly plots with Tony for take-over.

Gross is a professional sports star, actor and
spokesperson for everything. “I use it - so should
you”.

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